Born July 2, 1955 in a Suburb of Cleveland, Ohio to artistic parents, Dave spent his formative years being teased and picked on by almost everyone including himself. Later at the age of 11 he was abducted by aliens where he was taught the ancient secret of Artistisium. The aliens fearing that human's were not ready for such an advanced technology kept dave prisoner for many years. He was prodded and poked with every imaginable physical, sexual and medical test and experiments. Finally, one day, when the aliens were sleeping after an all night karaoke party, Dave made his escape in a stolen E-13 Planetary Transporter. After crash landing back on earth Dave suffered amnesia. Dave has forgotten how many years he suffered with amnesia but he does remember forgetting about it. After all that, somehow the secret of Artistisium was never lost to him and grows stronger every day.